Put away your cookies. This is not a pinkies-up type of tea. This is a hard tea with no artificial flavors or sweeteners. Which means your previously conceived notions of alcoholic beverages have been suspended by the order of Lagunitas and this superior Spiked & Sparkling Guayusa Tea. Charged with a minor infraction of sweet raspberry and blackberry fruitiness—all on the grounds of crisp, tart, herbal earthiness. You might have guessed it, but we brew disorderly. May this serve as a warning to your ‘buds that liquid satisfaction is present, and this suspension of belief is permanent... unlike a certain temporary, 20-day shut-down and charge of running a Disorderly House way back when. Steep on that! Life is uncertain, don’t sip!​

*Not a low-calorie food.