Lagunitas Disorderly Tea Varie-Tea Pack 12pk 12oz Can 5% ABV

Put away your cookies. This is not a pinkies-up type of tea. These are hard teas with nothing artificial. Which means your previously conceived notions of alcoholic beverages have been suspended by the order of Lagunitas and this superior Spiked & Sparkling Guayusa Tea. Charged with a number of minor infractions of natural fruitiness and citrus refreshment—all on the grounds of crisp, tart, herbal earthiness. This Lagunitas Varie-tea pack that stands before your cart is packed with three hard teas suited for your flavor request: Mixed Up Berries, Peach Slice and Yuzu Lemon Squeeze. You might have guessed it, but we brew disorderly. May this serve as a warning to your ‘buds that liquid satisfaction is present, and this suspension of belief is permanent... unlike a certain temporary, 20-day shut-down and charge of running a Disorderly House way back when. Steep on that! Life is uncertain, don’t sip!​

*Not a low-calorie food.